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"Hysteria Theory ™"
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  • I'm a woman
  • Occupation Youburnmedown's wifey
  • Relationship status Single
  • Smokes Never
  • Drinks Sometimes
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More about me

Catch me as HYSTERIA on


IF THE LINK AINT WORKIN:::
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=147686142&albumId=1396642


--I don't like it in the butt, but it got you to look at me, didn't it?
--My name is Kayla Rae and Indiana Jones ain't got shit on me.
--I'm known for my quick wit and ability to make people think twice about me.
--I like it when people think of different and amusing names for me.
--I'm not generally a nice person, but if you impress me with intelligence and personality I will more than likely enjoy your company.
--I have the mouth of a drunken pirate, and all the grace of a fat bitch falling down a flight of stairs.
--I burp like a man. But unlike many people, I know when it is unacceptable and/or annoying, and I stop.
--I hate how Hallmark bought out all the holidays. Most holidays are retarded anyway.
--I absolute despise Valentine's day. "Oh, let me give you candy because I love you." Fuck that! If you love me, you better show me! NOT buy me candy. Candy is not legitimate proof.
--I am completely addicted to Kool-aid, Taco Bell, and Subway.
--Yes, I have messengers. Yes, I will give you my names on there... IF you keep my interest for more than a message or two.

A few "I will not" do's::
01) I will not add you if you do not engage in enticing, intelligent conversation with me FIRST.
02) I will not add you if your message consists of "You're hot"
03) I will not reply to your message if it says "You're hot. Message me back"
04) I will not send you nudes.

If you want to hang around::
01) Say hello! I want to know you took the time to look at me. I'll look at you back.
02) Do not send me disgusting/perverted messages.
03) Do not ask me to do anything for you.
04) Comment some stuff! Like my blog

A few more things::
01) My username does not mean I like it in the butt.
02) It was all for attention. And I'm anal-retentive.
03) Everyone says I look like I'm twelve. I know. Stop rubbing it in.
04) You may have earned it through years of gaining wisdom, but I am completely turned off by gray hair, and will be for at least another 30 years. You can talk to me, but don't waste your time hitting on me.
05) Hell, 90% of you shouldn't waste your time hitting on me.



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My blog

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JayMack911Comment left on May 9 at 1:42 AM
Clean up would be a bitch



My good reason as to why I shouldn't kill them all. haha. read more...

My interests

Interests
music, photography, shopping, boys, girls, writing
Books
mysecret, postsecret, anything by stephen king
Movies & TV
anything scary, boondock saints, the notebook, crash, transamerica, boys dont cry, etc
Music
rock, metal, industrial, gothic, uptehpunxx aka punk

My friends

SetheloniusBunk
MagicStick25
wcasoundman
RastaCali
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RockStarPimp
InternetMeanie
JayMack911
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lonelyone
YouBurnMeDown
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rockintothenight
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xrayed469
FeistyGirl
counterstrike
vipershot
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unionguy

Favorites

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YouBurnMeDown
zachrob5

Comments

redeye_flight
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fabulous "more about me" section.

sláinte,

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InternetMeanie
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are you here yet? :)
jeep_toy_5wd
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oh just gettin by myself...how'd ure weekend go for ya
BillTheCat
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Any more sexy pics of ya?
jeep_toy_5wd
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hey sexy, how ya been
InternetMeanie
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hi gorgeous. miss ya.
AliAshG8TR
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hey girlie
jeep_toy_5wd
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hey cutie...happy thursday to ya!!!
rockintothenight
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missed you hope youve been doin good. have a rockin weekend! xo
Pedromalone
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Nice yet the link is not going where it's supposed to.
halfman
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Are you doing debate for college or ?
platjive
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Just peekin' in....
MagicStick25
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im good how you been?
MagicStick25
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hey there
RastaCali
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Kay Dogg!! Tell me somethin funny (besides my face)......
arock99
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Hot as always hun ... what's in the locked folder?
JayMack911
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where are u from?
scubarich
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have a great day, beautiful! ~ ;-) xoxoxoxoxox xxx
JayMack911
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It was great! I went out to the lake with my boyfriend and his family and we rode jet skis and stuff. We had a blast!! I'm sore as hell!
JayMack911
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how was your weekend?
JayMack911
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Well I guess that does earn me some points then! LOL!
AliAshG8TR
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totally hope to ... sun and surf should do it ... muah
AliAshG8TR
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Hey gorgeous TGIF ... hope your weekend is a good one
RastaCali
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Sugar we're goin down!!
JayMack911
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Hey there! I was just reading through your profile, and now I can't stop laughing. Just for the record, I don't think you look like you're 12, and I could probably make a drunken pirate blush as well.
blackula111
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simply beautiful !!
RastaCali
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!!!!!
PajamaJay
On
hope ya doin' well!
PyreOfThePhoenix
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Hello. *add disgusting or non-disgusting message here as you see fit*
MagicStick25
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i been good thanks :-)
OilfieldTrash916
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Just wanted to say.....FUCKING AWESOME!!!! I like what you said about Valentine's Day in particularly.
MagicStick25
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hey how u been
InternetMeanie
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i miss you.
Boomh4u3r
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Cute
swenude
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I like your pictures, a 10 from me.
painangel
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Pretty good, except I think I am getting a cold...boooooo
painangel
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Hello
blackula111
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another 10 !!
paperdreams
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cheers!!
platjive
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10 as always!
AliAshG8TR
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I have been doing good and I hope you have as well
starfire
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Good job on the profile, a 10 for entertainment value, a 10 for beeing so cute
e_p
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10++++ your too gorgeous
scubarich
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Have a great day! ~ ;-) xox
Randyr1255
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Thanks for stopping by!
MagicStick25
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hello
RastaCali
On
I'll just keep my returning comment very simple.... niiiice.
RastaCali
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Ok, so I realize the last comment I made may have been overboard cheesy. Please do forgive me as I may have been under the influence of hot sake.
RastaCali
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Holy shitballs!! It's my lil Kay Kay!!! Well how are you on this chaotically pleasant rock of earth?? Beautiful, I hope. You still yahooin it? Hit me up mrbigelzworth21........ Mucho kisses from fishes............. Jeff. word.
InternetMeanie
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helllllo!
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