In other news

You lot are bad influences and I'm easily led! The cheating bastard had till lunchtime yesterday to remove his belongings. He did so.....Except for the big,ugly chest of drawers. When my friend demand that he get rid of it or else he grew a second head. He called her a petty bitch and TOLD her that he was leaving there till he and his skankyhoho had a bigger place.

Not on my watch Bucko.

We had ourselves a little bonfire ( I know, I know, I think I'm becoming a pyromaniac, add it to the list behind OCD sufferer and office klepto). So anyway, suffice to say. We got ourselves in a whole world of trouble.....Big trouble.....Like maybe go to jail trouble....But it was worth it. You all will come visit me right? right????.

So we needed to drown our sorrows. One of the girl Mafia has a brother, who is a barman at The Shark Club in LA. Not my first choice for a night out due to major cockfest, but who could turn down the chance of free drinks?

As it was the guys outnumbered the girls by about 5 to 1. So we didn't need her brother after all; we didn't have to buy a drink all night. w00t! And before you think we played any fools for free drinks, we didn't have to. The alcamahol just kept arriving where we were seated. Stoopid boys!

Highlight of the night was our friend of the cheating bastard, hooking up with a 19 year old named ACE. I shit you not. Ace! We peer pressured her into taking him home and she's soooo glad we did. Apparently he f-ed her senseless. 5 times in 4 hours! In her own words it was "like being rodgered** with a police baton. Same size, width and colour". Bahahahaha!! Oh and did I mention she's almost 24? 

She can't walk that well today, but she's smiling a damn sight more than yesterday. wooo hoooo!!