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Jokes

Posted Oct 30 at 9:53 AM

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in  a remote post in the
>Afghanistan Desert .   During his first  inspection of the outfit, he
>noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess  tent.
>
>He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.  The  nervous sergeant
>said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on  the post and no
>women. And sir, sometimes the men  have 'urges'.   That's why we have
>Molly The  Camel.'
>
>The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I  understand
>about 'urges', so the camel can stay .'
>
>About a month  later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.  Crazy
>with  passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his  tent.
>
>Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the  ladder,
>pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the  camel.  When he's
>done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the  men do it?'
>
>'No not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel  into town where the
>girls are.'


There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off    the   light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,    romantic   session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated    pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying    to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
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