-Misc. Quote From The Simple Life

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-Misc. Quotes

"I went to the University of Arizona. I stopped because I went there for two years and I felt like I experienced college or whatever. I'm over it. I like Hollywood better." On going to college.

-Simple Life 2 Quotes
Nicole Richie : [ babysitting ] Okay, it says here no profanity, so that means we can't say "fuck" or "shit" around you. Oh! No sweets after eight. Paris Hilton : Here ya go.
[ Paris tosses her a candy bar ]
Nicole Richie : Will you say "Bitch"?
Maggie-Dot : I can't.
Nicole Richie : Okay... what word rhymes with "witch"?

Unromantic Naval Officer : [ reciting a poem for his wife that Nicole wrote ] I love my Gail. If that's a crime, then I'll go to jail. It doesn't matter the price of bail. Because you make my heart sail. Sail like a naval boat. I'll keep you warm like an oil skin coat. Without you I'm a lost little goat. I love you, I love you, I do love you... Booh-yah.

-Simple Life 1 Quotes
Paris Hilton : That bacon smells good.
Nicole Richie : Yea... They probably killed it this morning.

[ after being asked to pluck a chicken ]
Nicole Richie : The only thing getting plucked around here are my eyebrows.

Nicole Richie : [ while Paris is spraying almost the entire can of lysol into the stinky truck ] Enough. Do you want to smell like that dear?
Paris Hilton : Yes.

Nicole Richie : Isn't a taxidermist a place that skins animals?
Paris Hilton : Then why'd we bring Tinkerbell?

Nicole Richie : [ trying to get the co-op cashier's attention ] Bubi? Chootles? Scooby?

"You Smell Like Onions" - On The Simple Life, referring to a Love Interest.

"Where the fuck is my purse? My purse is in here...I'm going to pour BLEACH all over it!" - On The Simple Life, in a bar when she misplaced her purse and poured bleach over the Pool Table.

"You're such a bitch Paris" - On The Simple Life referring to Paris Hilton

"We're going to tag team him tonight" - On The Simple Life talking to the Son's ex. 

Nothing like bringing Down a ladies selfconciousness.......jk

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March 2006

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Hey Everyone!!!!

Summers coming can't wait!!!!! This means partys with all my friends again and most importantly hanging out with my bf and having great times good memories!!!!!! Hit me up and we'll chat!!! I'm usually pretty good with responding if not right away I usually get back in my own speed lol!!!! Ciao!!!!!